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On Mount Olympus,
the Gods enjoy the music of Zeus' harp. The Gods are also pleased
to hear that things are going well in the mortal world. They are
less than pleased, however, to have to watch another in a long series
of plays, with which they have become bored. But today there is
a new director, the unknown God Eduardo.
Eduardo's first
play is Sleeping Beauty, featuring the Muses as actors. In the climactic
scene, Sleeping Beauty, played by the Goddess Katharine, pricks
her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and dies. Her death
scene is so realistic that she earns a standing ovation from the
Gods. But Katharine does not get up to take her bows. She is examined
and found to be truly dead, unprecedented for an immortal. The Gods
conclude that Katharine must have made a supreme sacrifice, giving
up her immortality to make sure that her performance was realistic
and pleasing to the Gods.
Hades comes
to take the dead Katharine to the Underworld. Zeus stops him. Finding
Katharine's performance worthy, and key to a long overdue entertaining
play, Zeus uses his power to bring her back to life.
Eduardo's next
play is Snow White, with Katharine in the title role. When Katharine
eats the poisoned apple and dies, Zeus knows what to do. But his
power is not strong enough this time; he needs the combined power
of several other Gods to bring her back to life.
The next play
is Cinderella. When the story seems to be coming to a happy ending
without a death scene or an appearance by Katharine, the Gods become
displeased. In what seems a hastily added scene Katharine appears
and dies. This time it takes the combined power of all the Gods
in attendance to bring Katharine back to life.
Eduardo's fourth
play is Bob the Builder. The actors get right to the point as Katharine
is killed in the first scene. The Gods try to revive her put even
their combined power is not enough. The continue to try until they
burn themselves out. Soon all the Gods are dead!
Hades enters
and reveals that he is the God Eduardo. The Gods have fallen into
his trap! He will now rule them all in the Underworld!
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