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Ms. Barnett: Destiny, you gotta work hard. Just remember, if you don't get it done, you're gonna flunk!

--Ms. Barnett reminds Destiny to work hard.

Tica: I got an idea, you guys, we could sue 'em!
(Dwarves cheer.)
Pinkie: That won't work, we don't have a lawyer.
(Dwarves sigh.)

--The Dwarves think of ideas on how to get a pizza.

Danda and Twinkie: Why 'on't we make our own 'izza 'ace?
Dwarves: What?
Danda and Twinkie: Why 'on't we make our own 'izza 'ace?
Dwarves: What???

Pinkie: Why don't we make our own pizza place?
Dwarves: Yeah!!

--The Dwarves finally come up with a solution.

Humpty Dumpty: Once upon a time, there was me, and I was watching Mr. Rogers, and there was this cow named Maria, and a guy named Jack, and Jack went over to Maria and he gave her a whack! And Mr. Rogers said it was bad.

--Humpty Dumpty teaches the Crooked Man and Crooked Jim a lesson.

Goddess: I call on the Demon of Distraction...I call on the Demon of Distraction...DEMON OF DISTRACTION!!!
Demon of Distraction: Uh, you call me?
Goddess: Yes...Where were you?
Demon of Distraction: Uh, I was distracted...

--The Goddess summons the Demon of Distraction.

The Radio of the Demon of Distraction

Listen for two references to Destiny. In case you're interested, here is the list of songs:

Take a Bow by Madonna

Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles

Belle Va au Chateau from La Belle et la Bete by Philip Glass

Y.M.C.A. by the Villiage People

One Day More from Les Miserables

Made in England by Elton John

Forrest Gump Suite from Forrest Gump

Main Street Electrical Parade from Disneyland

Beetlejuice Main Titles from Beetlejuice by Danny Elfman

My Sharona by The Knack

A Walk in the Forest from the computer game,The Legend of Kyrandia

The Heart of Rock and Roll by Huey Lewis and the News

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by the Eurythmics

Danse Macabre by Camille Saint-Saens

Heigh-Ho in the style of Mozart from Heigh-Ho Mozart - Favorite Disney Tunes in the Style of Great Classical Composers

The static comes from the computer game Myst

Princess of Autumn: Ewwwww.... What a mess! Looks like my brother's room!

--The Princess of Autumn remarks about the decrepit castle.

Goddess: I call on the Demon of Fear...
Demon of Fear: (Screams) Oh, it's just you...

--The Goddess summons the Demon of Fear.

Pear 1: What's the matter?

Strawberry: My best friend, the apple, she got taken out of the refrigerator this morning.

--The Food School experiences tragedy.

Pear 2: You know what? I got this really good idea! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Pear 1: Yeah, let's go untune their guitars!

--The Fruit decide to embarrass the Maggots.

Asparagus: Well, I guess there'll be a short intermission. There's soil on the table behind you.

--The Student Body President takes over after the Maggots leave the stage in the middle of their performance.

Goddess: I want you to make Destiny down there doubt herself.
Demon of Self-Doubt: Is there anything I can't do?

Goddess: Well, you can never be as powerful and as wonderful as me...
Demon of Self-Doubt: ...or as ugly!

--The Goddess gives her orders to the Demon of Self-Doubt.

Demon of Self-Doubt: Stupid! You're so stupid!!!

--The Demon of Self-Doubt comments on Destiny's intelligence level.

Demon of Self-Doubt: Whoever let you pass the first grade...was definitely...drunk!

--The Demon of Self-Doubt comments on Destiny's intelligence level again.

Demon of Self-Doubt: I have worn dresses with higher I.Q.s than you.

--The Demon of Self-Doubt comments on Destiny's intelligence level a third time.

Christie: We're fighting for our school, and in order for you to fight, you have to pass the eighth grade! Be all that you can be and write those four stories!

Destiny: I'm inspired...
Christie: Thank you!

--Over the phone, Christie tries to get Destiny back on track.

from the original SoundTrack

(c) 1996 Coastside Young Actors Workshop